Sort of like throwing a bag of shrooms out the window when you’re getting pulled over on the highway. Best I can figure (I use this phrase a lot with romance novels), it sounds like maybe some kind of Space Cop was pulling over the alien spaceship, so the aliens dumped their cargo somewhere they could retrieve it later. THEN, the kidnapping aliens dump their human cargo. Georgie, along with about a dozen other women, are held on a spaceship, and best they can figure they’re meant to be breeding stock for their alien kidnappers. Nope! I counted, and 215 words into the book, we’re in space. You might be thinking that I’ve skipped a lot of backstory and character building, probably our hapless heroine spilling coffee on herself at her high-powered magazine job. Georgie is having an average night until she's abducted by aliens. I recommend people spend time thinking about Sandra Bullock in general, it just makes for a nice couple moments, but in this case it's actually useful. Oh, and conveniently, that’s what Georgie looks like. One brave reader-me-decided to investigate and find out whether the book really is a rock solid banger or a flaccid slab of blah.
And BookTok has taken note, dusting the frost off this bad boy 7 years after it was originally published. From Regency-era romances to sexy contemporary romps, here are all the sexy books you should add to your reading list (and maybe keep from reading in public).Alien abductions, blue man sex, wormlike parasites, spaceships, Star Wars references, sassy heroines, oral sex puns– Ice Planet Barbarians is…a lot. Whatever the case, we've rounded up some of the best erotic novels of all time for your ~reading pleasure~, and we'll warn you now: They're seriously steamy. Maybe you’ve already got a collection of paperbacks proudly displayed and are looking for some new recommendations.
Maybe you’re someone who's looking to give erotic romance novels a shot. There are plenty of *actually* good erotic novels and romance novels out there-and some of them are so good that they've also made their way to your screens. Don’t let the bad eggs like Fifty Shades of Grey(despite its rampant popularity) keep you from the sumptuous and diverse world of romance.
Even "smutty" shouldn't have such a negative connotation. Just because a work of literature can be a sexual turn-on does not inherently make it less than.
Erotic fiction gets a bad reputation, and it’s frankly unfair.
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